love, liz.

(via s-ka)

ghostlystoner:

beverlyhillsmom:

the article just got better as i kept on reading

a pOTATO OMG

(Source: billhitchert, via vaughanders)

(Source: reginaa-phalange, via arrestomomentum)

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

(via playstationthree)

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

(Source: dont-blink-korra, via thelifeinabubble)

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

(via fromknighttoking)

(Source: impactings, via thelifeinabubble)

1x06 / 3x08

(Source: robbstark, via iamkissedbyfire)

yesimbeyonce:

me at your funeral

(via brittanas)

infinitylooper:

Something to think about:

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.
We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.
In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.

This isn’t sustainable.

(via latenightadventurer)

chanandlerb0ng:

“hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude

(via fromknighttoking)

stylinsmut:

the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”

she picked up a sperm

just one

(via fromknighttoking)

bill, thanks for 8 hilarious years!

(Source: geneparmesaned, via maebyfunkebluth)

So, you’re this Funke everyone’s been talking about. You can’t be more than what? Fifteen? 

(Source: jacobartist, via aaronpauled)

hommos:

ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it

(via fromknighttoking)